Scrapes and Nicks

My orienteering teacher definitely heard me call him “Lieutenant Fuckface” while I was getting eaten alive by the forest. A+ student right here.

10knotes:

I must have this pillow.

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“♫For it’s one,two,three strikes you’re out♫…at the old bat game~♪”

“♫For it’s one,two,three strikes you’re out♫…at the old bat game~♪”

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Parenting: You’re doing it right.

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tempt-me:

i cant not reblog this

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mindbottling:

arlingtons:

OH MY FUCKING GOD I AM LITERALLY SOBBING I CANNOT CONTROL MY EMOTIONS THIS IS FUCKING HILARIOUS

offended

I love 1D but that was hilarious.

hoonigan:

Yes, this is a Blastoise made entirely of cheese.

That movie should not have made me feel that way.

And yet here I am, bawling my eyes out, with Riku in one arm and Jim Beam in the other.